k-ritz:

thereichenbachfinn:

darkangelkie:

dressedforthehbomb:

vogueflo:

nuvoloso:

But Ossian didn’t have a coherent story to tell.

“And the number of children your generation has, or will have, appears to be fewer on average, although only the future can reveal the actual trend.”
This is hilarious because it’s from the introduction to the Population chapter in my Human Geography textbook.

“He forgot he didn’t know what to do.”
Accurate.

Nearest book to me is a phone book…

“It was mostly notable for it’s incoherence and the most terrible performance of Jack Nicholson’s career” 
Well that is eerily specific

“At the mention of Simon’s name all breath leaves me.”
I don’t know any simons except for a fish….

“1. Each element is made up of tiny particles called atoms.”
My Chem textbook was closest (then there was the Great Gatsby). So, I don’t understand the quote, but since it was my chemistry book… does that mean I’ll finally at least get a boyfriend?

k-ritz:

thereichenbachfinn:

darkangelkie:

dressedforthehbomb:

vogueflo:

nuvoloso:

But Ossian didn’t have a coherent story to tell.

“And the number of children your generation has, or will have, appears to be fewer on average, although only the future can reveal the actual trend.”

This is hilarious because it’s from the introduction to the Population chapter in my Human Geography textbook.

“He forgot he didn’t know what to do.”

Accurate.

Nearest book to me is a phone book…

“It was mostly notable for it’s incoherence and the most terrible performance of Jack Nicholson’s career” 

Well that is eerily specific

“At the mention of Simon’s name all breath leaves me.”

I don’t know any simons except for a fish….

“1. Each element is made up of tiny particles called atoms.”

My Chem textbook was closest (then there was the Great Gatsby). So, I don’t understand the quote, but since it was my chemistry book… does that mean I’ll finally at least get a boyfriend?

(Source: loveclaire, via heightofthefall)