jiransu:

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

10000% true. also see: “enjoy your movie!” and “thanks, you too!” every day at box office. 


luna-bun:

FEMM ~ Wannabe



birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP


heckyeahvegancupcakes:

Lemon Verbena Vegan Cupcakes with Orange-Almond “Buttercream” Frosting at Go Dairy Free

heckyeahvegancupcakes:

Lemon Verbena Vegan Cupcakes with Orange-Almond “Buttercream” Frosting at Go Dairy Free


Honest MBTI Stereotypes 

deadlyliv:

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.


burdge:

victims of the 90’s

burdge:

victims of the 90’s


orangewave:

when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like
image


fullcravings:

Cinnamon French Toast Sticks

fullcravings:

Cinnamon French Toast Sticks