nottonyharrison:

If I ever become a published author, I’m going to secretly write fanfic in the universe(s) my characters exist in.

SECRETLY CANONICAL FANFIC




ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.





vinegod:

The #forestnymph still hasn’t found his berries :/ But he made friends :D by Gio Volpe


padawanmedic:

cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

Hahaha yesssssss